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Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

lol! thats pretty good.

hey dude, are you a libertarian? what brought this on?

Someone sent it to me in an email and I just had to share....

libertarian...I don't know. I never really stopped to think about what political category my beliefs put me in.

I guess I am a everythingisfuckedupertarian.

JEFFfromNC wrote:Someone sent it to me in an email and I just had to share....

libertarian...I don't know. I never really stopped to think about what political category my beliefs put me in.

I guess I am a everythingisfuckedupertarian.

please run for president, you have my vote.