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If The Slip ever plays FPD again, I'll cut my own balls off

Post: # 9659Post tim »

this story is too good not to post,
this is london wrote:Rugby fan cut off his own testicles
8 February 2005
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.

The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales.

A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles."

She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition.

It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut my own balls off."

After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers.

A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.
http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articl ... ?source=PA
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Post: # 9660Post Cleantone »

anyone know how to get vomit out of a keyboard?
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Hell.. I'll give ya money if you do that now.. ya know.. cleaning up the gene pool and all.. take care of diesel while your at it... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post: # 9667Post diesel »

i second that, um, except for cutting off my pair.

tim, you could probably get good money for those on the black market, though i dont know if they want the crabs. :lol:
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diesel wrote:though i dont know if they want the crabs. :lol:
hey.. it's lent.. and it's friday.. just market them as baby king crabs.... :roll: :oops: :lol:
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