What to do with economic stimulus tax rebates
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What to do with economic stimulus tax rebates
This acerbic satire hits the nail on the proverbial head.
I thought about it and I'm gonna buy a dildo and then buy a pocket asshole. I will next purchase some lube and cash my check in all ones, just to shred the bills and cram the shreds into the ass i just bought. Next i will listen to the National Anthem and read the bible. I will then turn water into wine by adding wine to my water and continue waiting to see the President's daughters on Girl's Gone Wild. I will then burn my pocket ass with the bills in it, and send it back to the government.
Thrice you have rescued me from falling grace;
once when I was a beggar and you were the rain on my face,
once when I was crippled and you carried me,
and once when the blindness of others taught me how to see.
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once when I was a beggar and you were the rain on my face,
once when I was crippled and you carried me,
and once when the blindness of others taught me how to see.
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your response...
...is tangentially funny, obtusely creative, definitely demented and I like the Girls Gone Wild part. The pocket asshole I'm trying to figure out because we all have these already, so why buy another one? Oh yeah, to burn the money we're getting to stimulate the economy. Now I understand.
Thank you for your interesting commentary on the article. I gather you are voting for McCain in the fall?
Thank you for your interesting commentary on the article. I gather you are voting for McCain in the fall?