women

[putty]

are hard to read.

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so give me a try at describing
just how difficult it is
to kinda love two girls and figure out
which one you miss

to stumble away
from your staircase with your perfume on my clothes
I kinda loved two girls but now I kinda lost 'em both

- avett brothers

[Cleantone]

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

[tim]

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

[Dan]

uhhh.... thats a little weird haha

[hoby]

I knew this would happen.

It's that damn puppet avatar!!

It's taken over Cleantone and made him into something evil!!

We need a moderator to get rid of that thing.

Or a producer to offer it a lead role in a series of graphic horror movies.

Anything to get it away from 'Tone.

[harrymcq]

Something must be done! The puppet seems to be getting smaller though...

[tim]

i'm starting to get worried, there's been nothing but dead silence coming from 'tone.

[BeatingHippies]

"You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button." - Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson to Bart: "Son, when a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong. When a woman says that everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong. And when a woman says that something isn't funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off."

[drewry]

actually, a woman's more like a beer. they look good, they smell good and you'd step over your own mother to get one! but you can't stop at one you wanna drink another woman!

[Phrazz]

whatever happened, it shall pass. Don't chide the other side -- your ability to move on depends a lot on not generalizing. I know -- I've been there. The best way is to be social and be yourself. You will soon forget when you're in love again. Or just have fun and cherish your freedom. But don't fret -- frets are for guitars.

And Cleantone, I certainly hope your ear gets better. Infections happen...I've had some in one ear or the other...and they'll heal (but no loud music for a few weeks...rest is an amazing recovery force, and so is green tea).

[appleofmyeye]

man, you guys are cracking me up but great advice Phrazz. you tell it like it is.

and usually we meet the most important relationships when we aren't thinking about or looking for it. when it just comes naturally. like phrazz said, keep yourself social and active. and us women aren't all that bad ;}